hilarious mother-fucker(s)
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lilhannahsaur:

Makes me think of some of the students from the Sun Youth Forum.


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h-u-m-o-u-r:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:





Phil, this wasn’t fucking amateur hour. PEOPLE DIED BECAUSE OF YOUR LACK OF SUPERVISION. THERE WERE RAPTORS ALL UP IN THE KITCHEN PHIL. IN THE GOD DAMN KITCHEN.

YOU HAD ONE JOB PHIL. ONE JOB.



phil get your shit together

Fuck up Phil.

h-u-m-o-u-r:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

Phil, this wasn’t fucking amateur hour. PEOPLE DIED BECAUSE OF YOUR LACK OF SUPERVISION. THERE WERE RAPTORS ALL UP IN THE KITCHEN PHIL. IN THE GOD DAMN KITCHEN.

YOU HAD ONE JOB PHIL. ONE JOB.

phil get your shit together

Fuck up Phil.

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fuckyeahloldemort:

and none for Gretchen Weiners 



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bestrooftalkever:

‘Objects Come to Life With Photographer’s “Bent” Sense of Humor’
Check out these amazing photos by Terry Border. 

bestrooftalkever:

Objects Come to Life With Photographer’s “Bent” Sense of Humor’

Check out these amazing photos by Terry Border. 

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pricklylegs:

So if he went cheap on Valentines Day, toss him a chicken nugget &amp; a wink.

pricklylegs:

So if he went cheap on Valentines Day, toss him a chicken nugget & a wink.

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chaystar:

chaystar:

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real shit.




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